Al Pastor

If I was a writer who wrote, who didn't mix al pastor super nachos and box wine till the nastiest hangover imaginable makes you swear to never ever throw a "Box Wine Party"again, I swear I would have the capacity to write incisive, subversive articles like this one from SFGate.com: 10 ways to blow your tax return. Im not lying but I like smart things. But when it comes to writing them down or thinking them through, I just want to reference people who say it better than I do. I mean if you want, I can muster a rant about how gas at record prices and our super-duper tax return is a great way take money from our government's coffers (essentially our coffers...wait, whats a coffer again?) and put in it the hands of the oil barons that run our country. But I wont. I have an hour to decide which knock-off Marc Jacobs bag Im going ot make my boyfriend bring me back from his trip to China. I really heart Chinese people by the way. But I'll save that for another day.